Everytime I die

A little late but none the less

2009-01-06T18:12:51Z

2008 survery stolen and ripped from none other than Ms mac

1) Was 2008 a good year for you? I would say over all it was amazing...met the love of my life. Switched jobs and now I dont mind going in, got a once in a lifetime job opp. which is still being worked out...moved out. The good out weights the bad Im gonna say

2) What was your favorite moment of the year? When all the murder chargers were dropped and the jury FIANLLY saw it my way.. ;)

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year? Fighting with friends I guess

4) Where were you when 2008 began? UGh WORKING at the horrible old job of mine

5) Who were you with? My partners Sam at the time and who ever else was on gold shift for the time being

6) Where will you be when 2008 ends? I was working at none other than FPFD....was an intresting night

7) Who will you be with when 2008 ends? I was working with miguelito

8) What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before? um...grew up ALOT

9) Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I did keep it! And I haven't made one for this year..suggestions?

10) Did anyone close to you give birth? No...thank you planned parenthood!

11) Did anyone close to you die? Some kids from high school that I hadn't talked to since

12) Did you travel outside of the US in 2008? sadly no

13) How many different states did you travel to in 2008? I dont believe I left the chi

14) What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008? A bigger dick..um more self confidence I suppose

15) What date(s) from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
September 27 Stanley died...

16) What was your biggest achievement of the year? Serisouly..I would have to say weight loss

17) What was your biggest failure? Going back to school...ugh should have seen that one comming!

18) Did you suffer any illness or injury? Shoulder tendonitis

19) What was the best thing you bought? LEATHER COUCH black...OR nice flat screen HD tv

20) Whose behavior merited celebration? Everyones!

21) Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? A friends...but it all worked out ok I suppose

22) Where did most of your money go? School loan..all paid off, rent, dates

23) What did you get really, really, really excited about? Seeing this persons face in the morning...gotta love bedroom eyes

24) What song will always remind you of 2008? Wow I have no clue

25) Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Sadder up until i took sometime off non stop working...now way happier
ii. thinner or fatter? 50 pounds thinner baby!
iii. richer or poorer? poorer only because I was living at home rent free now Im out on my own
26) What do you wish you'd done more of? Spend more time with loved ones

27) What do you wish you'd done less of? Being crabby

28) How will you be spending Christmas? I spent it working on good old berwyn 905 and we were busy as fuck

29) Did you fall in love in 2008? yes yes yes

30) If yes, with who? Im sure you all know who!

31) If yes, do they know? YES

32) Are you still in love with them? madly

33) You regret it? NO!

34) Did you breakup with anyone in 2008? No ma'am

35) How many one-night stands? i pled the 5th

36) How many people did you sleep with in 2008? see above

37) Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? I dont "hate anyone"

38) Did you make any new friends in 2008? I made a whole new second family when I switched fire departments

39) Who are your favorite new friends? Oh man cant pick!

40) What was your favorite month of 2008? ALL OF SUMMER...God that was fun!

41) Did you miss anybody in the past year? Yea but people come and go for a reason

42) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year? Ashamed of....not nessicarily..or however u spell it

43) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2008? Nothing sticks out in my mind...but I know I was lied to

44) Did you treat somebody badly in 2008? Sure Im a regular jackass

45) Did somebody treat you badly in 2008? Patients but thats nothing new

46) What was your proudest moment of 2008? Becoming COMPLETELY independant

47) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2008? Oh God...any night I went OUT drinking

48) What was your greatest musical discovery? PANDORA! I love this site
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49) What did you want and get? my own place

50) What did you want and not get? new car

51) What was your favorite new film of this year? Any B rated horror movie

52) What was your favorite TV program? HBOs true blood...hooked me like no other

53) What was your favorite record from 2008? Cant decide

54) How many concerts did you see in 2008? I think I only made it up to milwaukees warpped tour

55) Did you have a favorite concert in 2008? see above

56) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2008? Yes..but slowed down compared to what I used to drink

57) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2008? NONE..besides alcohol

58) What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? 22..got a hotel room in the loop and went out and got FUCKING wasted and hit by a car! WTF

59) What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? Perhaps choosing a different appartment...I mean Im happy here but Id like something bigger for hte amount I pay

60) How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008? Sane as always..skater shoes and t...ripped jeans.

61) What kept you sane? Reasonable friends....I'll agree with this answer oh and alcohol

62) Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? uh none

63) How much money did you spend in 2008? upwards of 15000 for reals

64) Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007: Live each day as your last...cliche I know but its so true

65) What are your plans for 2009? Move in with a certian someone work only one job full time

66) Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"just live your life " ha whatevers!

FRIDAY Night

2008-09-02T20:46:02Z

Its that time again...Melissa and Mine..our 22ed birthday party. This year we are doing it at crobar friday sep. 5th at 10pm. Free cover and you don't have to wait inline if you mention mine or melissas first and last name. We have a private table on the stage and bottle service. Anyone who reads this is invited. Hit me up for more details.

Moving on

2008-09-02T04:01:07Z

So I signed me lease today...didn't really realize how much shit is going to change but..Im sure its all for the best. Im over in lakeview at broadway and briar. Come visit me.

BLARGH

2008-08-22T02:22:30Z

Apartment hunting in Chicago sucks balls...period.

..intresting...

2008-07-11T22:12:16Z

So apparently I still have an LJ account. Haven't posted in on here in a hot minute or so. Hope everyone missed me.

Rest In Peace

2007-09-28T01:09:54Z

So today Stanley Cloud passed on. It wasent unexpected but at the same time it sucks none the less. Im glad over these past two years I became really close with my grandpa and so did a couple of my friends.

My sister called me at 1230 this afternoon and told me wake up and get ready fast cus she was on her way home to pick me and take me over to hospice. The nurse called and said he would probably be dead with in the hour.
The drive which is only 2 miles from my house felt like it took a year. Shortly after my dad uncle and aunt showed up. We all sat around with him even though he really wasent there. But it seemed like he kept hanging on, so around 330 my dad and I left to get food while my aunt and uncle stayed. About an hour later he died.

Im glad that I spent as much time with him as I did, these past two years were filled with tons of laughs and free breakfests (thanks stanley). Im glad I got to say goodbye and so did my friends. Still seems unreal you know? whatever im just rambling now...You will be missed greatly stanley

Touch the ground, it wont be so bad, to be consumed by....FIRE

2007-02-16T07:45:40Z

Have you ever felt a million and one emotions, running and pulsating through you veins? Like I though being a paramedic I would see the worst of human life. No thats only one side of it. People shooting and stabbing the fuck out of each other is nothing. The ones who can hurt you the most are the ones closest to you. They have the potential to hurt you the most. And then and ONLY then will you realzied how disgusting humans actually are. If they can get ahead by stabbing some one in the back they for sure will. I realize I am all alone on this journey called life,but I thought for sure there was at least a couple of people I could count on no MATTER WHAT. WOW was i wrong!@

mrcloud @ 2007-01-23T23:13:00

2007-01-24T05:23:21Z

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

SO these were the questions I was asked after I replied, I will answer them 100 percent honestly. And if i didnt would you know?

1) Now that your pants are off, look down. What's there? shamrock boxers, my legs are hairy, my star tattoo and my sock, ankle socks specifficaly *spelling?*

2) When was the last time you were SERIOUSLY in love? Who was it? And was your heart broken? SERIOUSLY in love hmm....i was like 17 when we met, there initals are M.B., and yes my heart was broken. But hey time heals all wounds, Im ok now and I believe you can learn something from every situation. Have there been times since then ive thought I was in love? Of course but It was only lust ;)

3) What do you think of G.W. Bush? And can you honestly say that you could have done a better job? Well personally I feel talking politics is all fun and games. That aside i can say I DIDNT watch the state of the union tonight. All in all I believe with 100% certainty I could have done a better job, but thats my humble opnion.

4) You probably know yourself pretty well. What is the one worst situation you wouldn't want a new-ish friend or love interest to see you in? Why? Well at least Id want to have known them for a bit, but when I got out to parties and get smashed. Im just so obnoiouxs and out of control, If I barely knew them I think it would be a huge turn off.

5)Do you feel like you belong in the life you are living? Honestly Yes I do, How many 20 year olds can say they already have there career. Let alone I started doing it at 19, I graduated college with high honors. THis from a kid who dropped out of high school. I enjoy what i do for aliving and everyonce in a great while its nice to know i made a diffrence or even saved some ones life. And the occasional thank you goes along way. My friends are amazing we have some of the best times together, we've been through thick N thin and come out stronger in the end. I truely believe a couple of them are life long friends. oh and to top if off i only work 8 days a month CAN U FUCKING BEAT THAT!?!?!

Someone forwarded this to me...its creepy but true

2006-11-03T20:25:53Z

**Dedicated to Paramedics, Fire and Police Officers and their Dispatchers:**

I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 6 in the morning as I Check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to try and save his life.

I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with.

I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a call, Is this a false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What Hazards await me? Is anyone trapped?" Or to call and ask what is wrong with the patient? Is it minor or life threatening? Is the caller really in distress or is he waiting for us with a 2x4 or a gun?

I wish you could be in the emergency room, as a doctor pronounces dead, the beautiful five-year old girl that I have been trying to save during the past 25 minutes, knowing she will never go on her first date or say the words, "I love you Mommy", ever again.

I wish you could know the frustration I feel in the cab of the ambulance or engine or cruiser, the driver with his foot pressing down hard on the pedal, my arm tugging again and again at the air horn chain, as you fail to yield the right-of-way at an intersection or in traffic. When you need us however, your first comment upon our arrival will be, "It took you forever to get here!"

I wish you could know my thoughts as I help extricate a girl of teenage years from the remains of her automobile. What if this was my daughter, sister, my girlfriend or a friend? What were her parent's reaction going to be when they opened the door to find a police officer with hat in hand?

I wish you could know how it feels to walk in the back door and greet my parents and family, not having the heart to tell them that I nearly did not come back from the last call.

I wish you could know how it feels dispatching officers, firefighters and Paramedics out and when we call for them and our heart drops because no one answers back or to here a bone chilling 911 call of a child or wife needing assistance.

I wish you could feel the hurt as people verbally and sometimes physically abuse us or belittle what I do, or as they express their attitudes of "It will never happen to me". I wish you could realize the physical, emotional and mental drain of missed meals, lost sleep and forgone social activities, in addition to all the tragedy my eyes have seen.

I wish you could know the brotherhood and self-satisfaction of helping save a life or preserving someone's property, or being able to be there in time of crisis, or creating order from total chaos.

I wish you could understand what it feels like to have a little boy tugging at your arm and asking, "Is my Mommy okay?"! , not even being able to look in his eyes without tears from your own and not knowing what to say. Or to have to hold back a long time friend who watches his buddy having CPR done on him as they take him away in the Medic Unit. You know all along he did not have his seat belt on. A sensation that I have become too familiar with.

Unless you have lived with this kind of life, you will never truly understand or appreciate who I am, we are, or what our job really means to us...I wish you could though.

Fuck me Im famous

2006-10-10T20:27:07Z

So first off let me start by saying Im not expecting anyone to read this, its more for me to vent.

Well work has been quite a trip so far, Im gaining tons of experiance and work with a bunch of cool guys and yes even some foxy LADIES ;).

Life is great yet horrible at the same time.
The worst part is Honestly I have no friends anymore. FOR SERIOUS. Like the group I used to pal around with is hardcore into some heavy drugs and has been for awhile now. I used to be able to deal with it but lately not so much. And they pretty much told me they rather do drugs than be my friend. Which makes me ask, Were we even friends from the start? I mean when you were in the hospital who stayed all night with your mom there, then came back and stayed the whole day and drove you home when you were released? Who stood by your side when no one else did? Whatever.
I mean people i work with invite me out all the time but I cant go to bars yet, and Im really not going to drive an hour+ just to hang out sorry. Theres only little kids in my neighboor hood, and Im out of college so there goes the whole "meeting new people thing" Its like the only person i hang out with is anna. But she has her own life and we dont even get to hang out that much.
So Im trying to get involved in alot diffrent things. Like Im volunteering as a paramedic at willow creek, but again everyone i work with has at least 10 years on me. I signed up to do big brothers big sisters but would i really meet people through there. Im not shy by anymeans I just dont know where to go meet people. People i meet/run into at parties are all the same. Meaning almost all of them I meet are hardcore into coke. Which brings up another point. When did coke get so fucking popular. I mean its easier to get coke now that it is pot. Dont get me wrong I went through my little druggie phase but that was years ago. I've grown up since and have a job where drugs can not have a part in my life. OI VEY

Sorry for this long rant i just needed to get that all out.

FURMP

2006-08-20T23:18:33Z

So uh I have to shave my goatee for my new job...not sure if I'm digging the new look. So please be nice to me next time you see me *puppy dog face*

well well W E L L

2006-08-18T02:01:19Z

So I havent updated in AWHILE oh well deal with it...

So new things happening in my life Ive discovered who my REAL friends are after going through so much stuff lately but I wont get into it now cus Im done with all that
I graduated June 30 and got my state test results back So I am offically now a PARAMEDIC.

I volunteered to work as a medic up at camp paradise in michigan. It was only 45 minutes away from canada. It was such a trip, it was a christian camop run through will creek church. Not only that but they didnt have running water or electricity. But Im not gonna lie i brought brittany with me and we had such a great time. The drive up there was amazing even though it took 8+ hours cus of traffic. I was actually impressed with the amout of equipment they had at the "mayo clinic" up there. THat was the cabin i stayed in all by myself. Nothing to major happend while i was up there, allergic reactions and bee stings. IT was father son week and kiddies were 7-9 so there was alot of scrapes and stuff. I even got a standing ovation the last night at dinner. It was such a blast i told them id do it again next year.

So monday i got this voicemail from this company that liked my resume and wanted an interview. So that was yesturday and they pretty much told me i had the job before the interview even started. So Im the newest tinley park/ crestwood paramedic. Its kinda of comute but it'll get me so experiance before i cross into fire fighting so suck on that oh and the pay aint half bad either for only being 20. I have my driving course tuesday there and my system entry test is on monday at ingelles er however you spell it.

Im sure theres lots more of stuff but most people who read this i know in "real life" so they know alot about it.

Later

BEEP

2006-01-29T00:20:03Z

So i thought id bore u all with a fablous survey!

1. What color is most reflective of you?
black like my soul haha wtf

2. How did you get the idea for your profile name?
its my last name nukka!

3. What time were you born?
i have no idea really

3. What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing?
From autumn to ashes- short stories

4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
haha ur kidding right?

5. What color underwear are you wearing?
O to the range

6. Do you want a baby?
another? ;)

7. What did you do this morning?
uh well i was out till 5 am then i slept till 2 so uh there really was no "morning"

8. What does your mom do for a living?
accountant

9. Where do you work at?
nay, intership starts very soon though

10. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
50

11. What was the last concert you attended?
WRARPED TOUR!

12. Who was with you?
the slaughter housers!

13. What was the last movie you watched?
house of wax

14. Who do you dislike at the moment?
no one really

15. What food do you crave right now?
mac & cheese

16. Did you dream last night?
indeed i did

17. What was the last TV show you watched?
ok dont laugh but *blushes* roseanne

18. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
my titty rings

19. What is to the left of you?
dinning room table

20. What was the last thing you ate?i munched on some M&ms while on the phone
21. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
trishaanna saurous combine the 2

22. Write a song lyric that's in your head.
*draws a blank*

23. Who last IMd you?
scotty

24. Are you on any meds?
i take vitamins daily! Im a big boy!

25. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
all over the fucking place

26. What shirt are you wearing?
DC shoes

27. What is your favorite frozen treat?
spongebob squarepants ICE cream!

28. How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
3 tattoos, 5 piercings

20. What's your favorite store?
uh zoomies, pac sun, k5 boardshop

30. Are you thirsty right now?
i got my big ole glass-0-water next to me

31. Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
fuck yea, and having millions of babies and moving to the country!

32. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
michelley from WW throw it up!

33. What did you do last night?
went to a couple of parties, drank a shit load, drove my friends back to the city

34. Do you care what people think about you?
In EMS fuck yea i feel like i constantly have to prove myself cus most guys at the fire house are older and im only 19, so i care if they think im doing a good job or not

35. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
what did u say MOTHERFUCKER *shoves*

36. What is one thing you wish you were better at?
remembering when im supposed to be some where

37. Do you like the person who posted this last?
Mr ant is a funny ass kid,

38. What is across the room from you?
the kitchen...so hungee!

beep boop BOP

2006-01-17T18:59:41Z

BLARGH i only have 8 minutes to do this. Stupid library. Anywho so i made it to arizona alright. Theres really not much to do out here other than watch movies and swim. I joined the gym for the week and uh Im hoping to find some people my age to hang out with. Scottsdales kinda boring. All the bars close at 1, dude how gay is that? So the flight out here was intresting. I had to leave for ohare at 520 am saturday, guess when i stopped drinking? Thats right 515 am. Shit flying drunk is not so cool. Luckily i passed out right away.

So im off school till febuary sometime when i go back i get my ride assignment and start my internship so hopefully that'll be cool.

Any who i gotta run the comptuers gonna kick me off soon.

WT THE MOTHER F

2005-11-24T01:36:05Z

So i was talking to my sister on AIM and she totally sent me this link...http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20031208/226flies_baby.jpg

WTF?

Come one come all

2005-11-23T19:51:05Z

Ok so I probably should have posted this earlier but whatever go suck a dick. So those of you who personally know me, know that my mom is like super cool to my friends....i think she even loves some of you more than me. But regardless she wants everyone to know that thanksgiving dinner at my house is an open invitation. So anyone who knows me regardless of how well u are all invited to my house for thanksgiving.

Dude some people better fucking show up my moms going like balls to the wall this year. I told her she should just have some more babies but whatever. So If u wanna come chill wiht mi familia on T day just hit up the cell Two one seven - seven one five zero

up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane..

2005-11-16T19:54:11Z

NO! its snowing out...horray?

Im so glad I have no clinicals till the 30th. These past 3 weeks at the hospital were pretty crazy so its nice to have a wee little break. Just been catching up on some laundry and hanging out with people at night.

So since its snowing you know what the means.. SNOWBOARDING...since we can no longer skate out side. Who wants to go boarding with me.? Anna im lookin ur way.

Grilled cheese and tomato soup sound super good..

another AIM convo sorry

2005-11-15T06:03:07Z

So uh THis is the best story ever....

zekissingbandit: i made a u turn in ur driveway today
Fata Morganais: oh ok
Fata Morganais: i wasnet home
zekissingbandit: i know
Fata Morganais: ur pretty awsome
zekissingbandit: i try
Fata Morganais: cus only awesome people woudl drive out of their way to make a U turn in my drive way...you knwo considering my house it on the way to uh NO WHERE

today DER DER DER goes to nikki dillion :)!

woah

2005-11-14T01:56:45Z

Fata Morganais: wanna hear something totally hilarious?
EuroTrash1960s: yes
EuroTrash1960s: i do
Fata Morganais: ok so like were all sitting around having a nice family dinner and im like HEY MOM CHECK THIS OUT *farts really loud*
Fata Morganais: and i totally SHIT in my pants
Fata Morganais: i fucking sharted
EuroTrash1960s: ....
EuroTrash1960s: what?
EuroTrash1960s: omg don't even tell me that
EuroTrash1960s: lol
Fata Morganais: no seriously that happend
Fata Morganais: u can ask my mom next time ur over
Fata Morganais: i was like OMG BRB and i ran to the bathroom
EuroTrash1960s: hahahahaha

So yea that pretty much sums up my sunday. Im only posting this cus i know my friends who probably already know are gonna read this.

OMG 2 updates in a row!

2005-11-08T05:27:06Z

So i like this survey but im not gay so im not going to post it on myspace bullentins like every other fuck tard

These are supposedly 27 questions that no one would ever think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST the bulletin:

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? see if i got any nasty acne over night ;)

2. How much cash do you have on you? my wallet is Currently MIA

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST": big tits

4. Favorite planet? captin planet

5. Who's the 4th person on your missed call list? sven

6. What's your main ring tone on your phone? "do u think ur better off alone" haha i like it cus im like Hmm should i answer LAUGH BITCHES

7. What shirt are you wearing? check this out a 5 buck polo with long sleeves from walmart i rule

8. Do you "label" yourself? i want one of those dymo lable electric things the show commercials for with the bean stalk??

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? vizzity vans

10. Bright or Dark Room? dark like my soul Oh man im so goth4 LIFE *slits writs*

11. What do you think of the person who posted this before you? uh ambeers ok i mean we went to HS together so uh *Shrugs*
12. When did you last drink alcohol? saturday and i passed out woke up ate a cheesy gordita crunch and then went back to sleep

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? studying

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? "make me cum till im numb! Pussy stay tighter and wetter than all yalls!.... SWEAR ON MY LIFE TRISHA SENT ME THAT

15. Do you click on "Pop-Ups" or Banners? I must confess i liekt o play those like SHOOT THE spit ball at the teacher ones :(

16. What's a saying that you say a lot? i tend to add izzty to random words CUS THATS HOW US GHETTO FOLK ROLL

17. Who told you they loved you last? anna banananananana

18. Last furry thing you touched? lets not go there

19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? i dont do pictures

20. How Many Times Have You Done It In The Past Three Days? like 2 times a day. thats right i brush 2X's a day...i fear G I N G E R V I T I S

21. Favorite age you have been so far? 18 i went pretty balls to the wall

22. Your worst enemy? time

23. What's your current desktop picture? some shit that came with the computer

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? I swear officer i thought she was 18

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or change a regret what would it be? i dont regret anything ive done...honestly....so A MILLION BUCKAROOS

26. Do you love/like someone? my heavens no

27. Have you done anything illegal? lets see 1, 2 skip a few 99, 100

great tizzitytimes

2005-11-07T05:07:54Z

HA.

So this weekend was pretty cool. A great ending to an extremely busy week. It seems like lately if im not at the hosptial for school or a clincial i can be found at the gym working off stress. Which i guess is a good thing when u look at it.

So friday nothing to remarkable happend. Got outta class pretty early bummed around annas had a beer and shot some pool. Fast forward to saturday. Anna and i decided to hit up the city. Oh man we had this super fucking annoying lady sit behind us on metra. I WANTED TO SHANK HER I TELL YA.

So we walked up and dowm belmont and clark. Had lunch at clarks. Moised on over to boys town. Went to coldstone to see if kelly was working. She wasent :( so i had to pay for my nasty fruit smoothie.
So i think ive finally decided on an appartment building. Belmont towers? I like it, right off broadway and halstead. And with parking its only like 850ish a month which is not bad at all. Way cheaper than what i was going to be paying over at presidental towers. Opnions, yes yes?

meh im off to beddy nite./

D00d

2005-10-28T21:07:09Z

OK so today when i was driving home from school i was talking to anthony and i was like DOOD lets pretend were black women. Cus were both like obsessed with them so I was couponita Haha so i came home and Check this out....

Auto response from CaPtAiNrNdM87: Puttin my blade in my weave....muh gerl couponita told me some tryphalin bitches were out to cut me tonight!

MMMMMMHMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

LMAO brb

I feel outta my chair laughig....that was all shite i said to him on the phone.

Hi my names Kyle and im addicted to being fat

2005-10-17T04:40:15Z

I ATE SO MUCH ICE CREAM...i could just......SCREAM ;)

This weekend was fantastico

Friday Sandy (my cardiology teacher) let us leave at like 230 A WHOLE 2 HOURS EARLIER. I was flyin high.
After that I bummed around the hizzy When britt asked if i wanted to get wasted ang go up to this haunted house in rockford. I was in.

So i picked up anna, headed over to trishas and met up with everyone.
We got really plastered inline. And everyone was like amazed we were from chicago. Best quote "hey you guys are from the city, you got any bud"
Anna "Were from chicago, we do COKE, were classy." LOVES IT

Haha apparently i was getting hit on mad style but was oblivous to it. But finally we got to go in and ONLY becuase we bought speed pass tickets. I was so hammered at this point. I was yelling and hitting on the actors. At one point they put you in this van and drive u on this rocky path somewhere. Well i got up and walked over to britt and started giving her a lap dance while we were driving.
When we got back from rockford anna and i went to taco bell. Yes i drove drunk get over it. THen we headed back to her house where we passed out till she woke me up at like 330. END FRIDAY

Saturday I did some homework then we out skating with anna. We just skated and ate pizza and slurpees all day. Then i went out with the naperville crew to statesvill haunted house. WAY better than the one in rockford. I had so many good times with them last night.I got pretty tipsy after the haunted house and spit teddy grahams all over anthony. HA!

Today i just bummed around and stuided a bit. I should probably hit the sack cus i gotta get up at 530 for schoolio

PEACE OUT NIGGS

Sweet

2005-10-09T21:29:37Z

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2005-09-29T05:47:36Z

So yesturday I had my first clincial for this term. For those of you who dont know I am in paramedic school. So Im working in the out patient lab. Its just like where you go when you need you blood drawn or urine samples. But it attached to the hospital so its easy access. SO im just drawing blood and chatting with old people. Easy 8 hour shift. SO I THOUGHT!! Anyways we had this lady come back and i was drawing up her labs. I needed to also get a urine sample from her. So she hands it over, and Slade (the guy i was working under) is talking to her about her return visit. Now the urine sample is in this cup which has a needle built into the lid. Anywho we use a very simliar container to collect there urine as the blood. You know those skinny tubes that attach to the needle and like suck the blood outta your vien. So while im doing this I felt like i dunno a tiny little something on my finger. No biggie. So im done drawing up the lab...in the process of taking my gloves off. Whne all of a sudden. My patient is like OMG ARE YOU OK!?!?! I look down and my hand is covered in blood. FUCK I GOT STUCK WITH A DIRTY NEEDLE. THis is considered an exposure. So im rushed to the ER which is only like 1000 feet away. I had to get all these tests, but luckily I had just drawn her blood so it was onfile at the hospital. HIV was negative PHEW they also tested me FOr HIV which ive been meaning to get done and it was negative.

So in the mean time the have to call my teacher and inform her. Shes like flipping out wondering if im ok. Shes calling me like every 10 minutes from the fire house cus she was on shift that day. Everyone was way more freaked out than me. Cus we had 2 lectures about needle exposures and how the risk of contracting someting is really slim to none.

So the best part was the ER was so backed up. (if any of you are fimilar with the Edwards hosptial ER in naperville, it has 60 beds) so it was craming. So they had to admit me to the peds ER. ROCK ON. So here i am sitting in the little kids emergency room with my paramedic uniform on and people going like WTF? But i got to watch cartoons for like 3 hours.

OH! the saga continues...So after im discared, by might I add the most beautiful nurse i may have ever seen. She takes me over to corparte health. Im like WTF? Turns out corparate health wants me to get consuling. WHAT im flipped all for a fucking needle stick. PLEASE...anyways i bitched them out cus this happend at like 1115am and i was going on lucnh at 12. And it was now 230. I was livid, so hungry so i basically said fuck you and left.

I wonder whose actually going to read this????